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A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.
Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.
A good old porn website for kids
"Hey mom can you buy me fox tube premium?" What the fuck is that? "It's porn mom" IL buy it for you as long as I can watch it"
A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.
She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.
a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
A slang reference for a adult store.
I'm looking for recommendations for knob and tube replacement in Toronto. Can anyone help?