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A university in Ottawa, Canada, where all the pretentious kids go. Unlike its rival, Carleton University, it has no green space, an overrated French program, and a terrible engineering faculty.
You go to the University of Ottawa? Interesting, I am also a boring person.
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Considered one of the "public ivies," the University of Michigan is one of the top public universities in the nation, with top 10 ranking programs in Engineering, Business, Medicine, and Law... to name a few. Its undergraduate acceptance rate has declined significantly, shrinking from almost 50% to less than 25% in the past decade. It is situated in the picturesque college town of Ann Arbor, the most educated city in the US. It currently holds over 44,000 students.
The University of Michigan's football team has produced the likes of Tom Brady and Brandon Graham. Also known as Umich or UofM, it has educated icons such as Michael Phelps, Lucy Liu, James Earl Jones, Madonna, and Larry Page. It is often characterized by its extensive alumni network and overwhelming sense of school pride and spirit.
However, its diversity is somewhat lacking-- it's pretty white, and there are many rich intl students and out-of-state "JAPs" and WASPs, and there is definitely some ethnic division as per nearly any college or school. Additionally, the winters are dreadful.
The students are generally stereotyped as being either antisocial nerds or crazy partiers, but many of the students are well-rounded, highly involved, and sociable. Depending on who you hang out with, you could end up talking to kids who've been accepted to Ivies or degenerates who just binge-drink and waste daddy's money on Juul pods.
I hope that's a somewhat holistic view of Umich. I still love it here-- Go Blue!
MSU kid: The University of Michigan is shit.
UMich kid: Then why didn't you get in?
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Stevenson University is located in Central Maryland in the Greenspring Valley area. The University has two campuses, one in Stevenson and one in Owings Mills. Stevenson is a private, independent, coeducational, liberal arts college with approximately 3,000 undergraduate and graduate students. When describing it, it is best to mention it used to be called Villa Julie College, in order to avoid confusion.
"I've decided enroll at Stevenson University."
"Where's that? I've never heard of it before"
"It was formerly Villa Julie College"
"Oh, I know where that is."
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A poor excuse for a post-secondary school. While located in the nicest part of central-city Toledo (that ain't saying much), it still cannot deny its strong ghetto heritage. It is a very diverse school that is pretty representative of Greater Toledo (which can be a plus) with lots of Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos. The school is however open admission and will take any retard that can find money for tuition. It has earned its nickname "Bancroft High" fully.
"Man, I don't know what I want to do with my life....I think I'll just go to UT and get high and hit up the clubs downtown."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."
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A pompous, shitshow of a university where the wealth of the students is exceeded only be the tightness of their jeans.
Person #1: You seem like a tool. Do you go to Yale University?
Person #2: Yes.
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A ridiculous, over-religious school located in Jackson, TN. Students aren't allowed to be in nightclubs, bars, or near alcohol. If pictures of such activity are found a student's Facebook, they are disciplined. One of the ten parts of the application for incoming students is the question, "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" And they pay for soccer players to come from other countries to play on their team.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about those Union University girls?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."
Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."
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AKA: UW
Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!
Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.
Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.
Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!
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