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A big school full of fake bitches.
Well come to Simi Valley high school where everyone gets fucked over
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A semi large school mostly filled with "fresh" kids "hooking up" at parties thrown every night in traditional million dollar Mission Viejo homes that arn't ocupied by the overly botox injected/ conservative christian parents. A school known for a sucky football team who thinks that they're the shit. The theme song for the school is Black and Yellow, by Wiz Califia. Other than the sterotypes, Capo is an okay school with rudimentary drama that occurs almost everyday.
LIKE OMG, I went to that crazy Capo Valley High School party last weekend and my top fell off in the pool and I got so drunk that when I walked home, I couldn't remember the password into my gated community
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A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.
Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!
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A building where the purest form of torture is bound to occur. Whether its from the shitty ass teachers or the guys forcing girls to give them blow jobs till they throw up. When you first walk into the school you will be welcomed by a wave of minty fresh air thanks to all the juuling. But thats not all! Walk in a little further and you will find weed in the bathrooms, and smuggled LSD tabs! Avoid the staircases or you might walk in on some actions that don't need to be seen by your virgin eyes. But beware if you run up the stairs too fast you might just tumble into another cheating scandal, each one headed by a douche-bag jock thats too busy practicing kissing his pillow to figure out how to do algebra 1. In the valley we pride ourselves on getting mediocre grades thanks to the 10 smart kids per grade that distribute their work to the rest of their class, but don't worry its not cheating when your hiding behind the macbook screen your daddy bought you.If you want to know more about our lovely school just give us a google where you can find some more of our scandals (and their sponsors) on the news.
Thanks to Great Valley High school i now have to deal with a lifetime of AIDS
Thanks to Great Valley High School the United States abortion rates have now increased by 2.8%
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I miss the indus river valley civilization
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There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.
Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!
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Castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. Its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with Boba and Animes. The teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones dont teach you at all. Half the "normal" white kids are weeaboos to.
"Dude you want to go to Castro valley high school?"
" no im not trying to get assaulted by a bunch of weeaboos"
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