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vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

Vampire Mothers are real.”

Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 2, 2018


australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019


Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".

My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".

by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024


Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022


Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022


Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022


Vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted by TVD cast. Especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you..
Girl:I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021