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a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.
She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.
a used tampon.
Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around
HH IS THE Vampire GOD
an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."