A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.
In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken
When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish
Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”
A breed of dinosaur made from broccoli that impregnated a female trex.
Wow that vegan dinosaur has a nice bum