A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.
Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon
It’s describing the usual definition u know about the “genitalia” except billy Hansen is the only one who has one so we can only say it to him.
Did you hear about Billy’s cheese wagon?
You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?
like 'hopping on the band wagon'.
-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.
-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'
(purely for the banter)
'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'
'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'
love of your life. 011219
Jasiah wagoner the love of your life
A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.
Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!
Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!
Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.
Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
When Anal beads are inserted into someone's butt and left for a day. When someone pulls them out it's pulling the wagon.
You've left them in for two days, are you ready to pull the wagon?