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Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. Weโ€™re okay with that.
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Donโ€™t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Donโ€™t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are notโ€”and never will beโ€”okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.

by The only pug July 17, 2021

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Tell ur bff u want to be with them day

On the 19th of December text your best freind you want to be with them in a relationship... If it gose wrong opps

The 19th December is tell ur bff u want to be with them day

by Match_maker December 18, 2020

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i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. โ€œI wish i knew you wanted meโ€ - โ€˜Bad Habitโ€™ by Steve Lacy

โ€œi wish i knew you wanted meโ€

bro what?
the fuck you mean โ€œwhatโ€ do you even listen to lacy?

by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022

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i want to be fucked by him/fuck her

1.Want to have sex with him or her
2.Want to have sexual relations with one another

I really want to be fucked by him(girl;wet)
I really want to fuck her(boy;hard)
I want to be fucked by him/fuck her:read desc.

by Meme Catcher November 24, 2017

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.

Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"

Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022

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i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

by bunny_adipshit November 20, 2021

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