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When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.
Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans
Blackout drunk without being blacked out
Went to the bar and got scotty wasted
When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.
Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe
The coolest fucking band in the world. A thrash metal masterpiece with bangers like: unleash the bastards, you’re cut off, the art of partying, beer pressure, horny for blood, sadistic magician.
MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP
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Being simply drunk to the extent of barfing on yourself, sleeping in a bed of vomit and not being able to move or open your eyes
Damn, dude you were white boy wasted last time we went out
an activity between two white boys getting super fucked up (drugs/alcohol)
person 1: hey oomfie person 2 wanna get white boy wasted
person 2: fuck yeah
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