bus run

Running at near police-chasing speed to the next bus stop, because your ass is too impatient to wait, even though you have 5 miles to go and the bus comes every 20 minutes. Usually done when a bus is spotted a block or so away.

Jake didn't have time to wait for the #75, so he started Northbound on MLK Ave ... only to have to bus run to the next stop after spotting the next bus in the distance

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shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

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bus jumping

The act of catching a bus that isn't going to your intended destination in the hope it will catch up with a bus ahead that is going to your intended destination.

i.e. Your bus pulls away just as you reach the stop so you jump on the next bus and ride it until it either over takes the bus you want or arrives at a bus stop the bus you want is stopped at, then you jump off the wrong bus and onto the right bus therefore avoiding being late.

Sometimes also referred to as bus surfing.

I missed my bus and ended up bus jumping all the way.

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Black of the Bus

The back of the bus, where it was BELIEVED black people needed to sit back in the fifties. (We've come a long way since then in research and develpoment)

PARKS! DO I NEED TO TELL YOU AGAIN!?! BLACK OF THE BUS!!! - Rosa Parks bus driver

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Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.

You are such a Lu Bu

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Bus trick

A trick that would most likely be learned on a school bus, probably from that gross kid with dirt under his fingernails that eats his boogers.

Examples of bus tricks: sticking a pin through the skin on your finger, turning your eyelid inside out, pencil fighting, dirty versions of "Jingle Bells"

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bus skunk

WHEN A TRAMP BORDS THE BUS THEN THE BUS STARTS TO STINK ALL OF A SUDDEN DOSNT HAVE TO BE A TRAMP

BUS SKUNK BORDS BUS......PASSENGER 1:COVERS Z NOSE......PASSENGER 2: OPENS Z BUS WINDOWS......PASSENGER 3 :MOVES SEAT .......PASSENGER 4: SPRAYS Z PURFUME IN DIRECTION OF THE Z SKUNK IN QUESTION....Z SKUNK IN QUESTION FALLS ASLEEP

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