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Someone who randomly Dips or flakes. You can be hanging out with this person and all of a sudden he's gone
Friend 1: Don't pull a William, shits annoying when we trynna play a game!
Friend 2: Shit thanks for the reminder.
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The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
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A drink consisting of:
- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
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A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.
A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.
Guy2: Did you win?
Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.
B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
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a homo; a gangsta motha fucka; looks like Sr. Mateo Hoffman; is with shelbie, who is a person with nice nails
A.K.A. Deezy
Guy: Do you know Dylon Williams?
Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?
Guy: Yeah, that kid.
Dude: Yeah, I know him.
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most handsome guy ever like literally, and he’s super sweet :), and will always have my heart
me: your gay
him: only for you :)
william pifer is gay for me
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