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Zero

The number of parents you have

You have zero brain cells.

by Omega Nugget July 1, 2024


Zero-

Zero- is a fucking retard who think's neo pronouns are real and actually made posts about them

random nigga: zero- is a fucking retard dog
another random nigga: yea u right

by 873 May 1, 2021


Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.

Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022


zero

zero one of the greatest numbers in the world

"wait no you cant devide by zero it w-!"
universe explodes

by Henchman the Necromancer April 6, 2021


zero

searing is a number below 1 or means nothing

who ever is reading this pulls ZERO bitches

by May 17, 2022


Zero

The hottest guy with the fattest shlong, (he has no shlong)

Wow you mean *the* Zero? Oh yeah he has a *massive* dick!

by zerothesexyman March 21, 2021


Zero

The Mark I got on my IQ Test

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?

by April 26, 2022