dog

the type of animal that barks, wags it’s tail, and is know as “man’s best friend”

I have three dogs named Marley, Molly, and Maizey!

dog

an animal that loves the owner and always sticks by ones side.

i love my dog.

Dog

The thing you fuck

Well what else does a dog do but be Mans best friend

Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

dog

no its just a sex toy

no my dog is a sex toy

Dog

Meaning something is dumb or unfair

"that is so dog."

dogs

A common NZ phrase used to indicate disdain. Another word for shitty.
Is also used to describe someone who is either selfish and/or usually does scummy things.

Hozza: "That girl Beth thinks I'm gay, she tryna hook me up with her faggot ass mates n' what not - might just send her a dick pic to clear things up"
Reg: "Ehh that's pretty dogs yo"

"We all wanted ellie in the band, so she was gonna be lead but then dave didn't like looking at her crimson looking horse face so he cut her out"
"Haha what a dogs cunt! True doe, she does have a long ass head"