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September 15th is national hug day! Hug anyone you wish and they cannot deny it! Have fun!
"Can I have a hug?"
"No"
"Why!?"
"Bc its National Hug Day"
On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.
Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel
On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.
Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day
Tiffany: what do you mean
Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.
On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch
If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live
You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.
“Itsyay ationalnay igpay atinlay ayday” (It’s national pig Latin day!)
National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.
It's National Rational Satanist day!
National Hu( hook up) day is when you hook up with someone you like or have interest in somewhere today.
mike: she bad asf i’m tryna hu wit her
zack: ong it’s national hu day so do it
mike: bet ima get some pussy