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People train dogs, cats train people.
Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,
although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!
Chocolate labs called coco on Instagram @coco.the.chocolate.lab.cute are the best Dog
Dogs are a type of K-9. Sometimes furries turn into their full forms and people get really confused and adopt them! CHECK YOUR PET DOGS!!!
My dog was play with a dick- I mean stick
Person1: omg I hate wearing shoes all day *takes of shoes and socks*
Person2: OMG BRO PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY