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November 6th
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
"blow job nation"
it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.
For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.
Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th
You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day
Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*
25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift
“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”