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It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.
Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.
The substance remaining excreating from a woman’s anus after having anal sex and receiving a cream pie
Bro I dumped my 10 day load in my girl‘s ass last night and you wouldn’t believe the amount of hot chocolate that poured out!
A fetishistic sex practice where a man enters a women’s or unisex restroom, fishes a used tampon out of the trash and inserts it into his own rectum, simulating having a “period”.
Ever since they introduced unisex bathrooms at work I haven’t been able to stop hot plugging my female coworkers!
A hot carl iz a extremely smelly turd someone just dropped fresh not with use of a toilet.
Damn!!! That fat gurl just dropped a Hot Carl that stunk up the entire gymnasium! Goddamn shes a stinky broad ugh........
A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.
Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.
Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.
Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
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Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.