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PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
on thursday night daniel gets anal sex from his wife tatiana . she rather enjoys this night of rear end pleasure
pete doesnt know about Thursday night butt sex.
Sex so good she's seeing the cosmos
He fucked me so hard I saw stars, and the cosmos. Neil deGrasse Tyson sex
To solve a dispute (usually when two chicks want the one dude), rockem sockem sports sex is initiated. Generally, the dude will instigate the rockem sockem sports sex, in which the two girls will sit upon the dude (one on the dick and one on the face) and box until there is one left standing who is crowned the winner.
However, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. Suckers.
Girl 1 - "Yo, he's mine!"
Girl 2 - "uh uhhh, back off bitch, he's my man!"
Dude - "Girls, please, there's only one way to resolve this... Rockem sockem sports sex."
A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Sex which happens between two male teenagers while one of them screams “JA” over and over again. Unfortunately this form of intercourse lasts for a short amount of time but can stop most arguments making up for it.
The argument ending ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex) between the two teens ended shortly as one of their JA screams started to fade away.
The world's first after sex doll.
A cuddly companion for women after sex.
You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.
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