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december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints
I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!
Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
This is the day you celebrate your friend group by exposing them on your story
Isabella: You know what tomorrow is?
Christopher: no what is it?
May: ITS NATIONAL FRIEND GROUP DAY
January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
The newest court martial for seniors guaranteed aides
You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine