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Marraige between partners of different sexes.
Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.
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That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
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An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass
Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore
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the greatest discord user ever
Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
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Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.
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When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.
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