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When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!
Cock struck is we’re you’re spouce is completely unable to speak after sex or is completely silent drooling.
Dude I think my girlfriend is cock struck
A prostitute who takes their job too seriously!
Joe “Hey I heard Nicholas is is working the streets now”
Harry “yeah he’s an industrial cock inhaler”
Similar to cat fishing some one , with fake pictures.
When a guy sends you a dick pic, that isn’t his dick.
His in fact is much smaller
You won’t believe it, he cock fished me.
When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.
1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob
Damn bro, you got cotton cock!