Head tech

Software used by government to listen and experiment on the public’s mind.

Usually thought of as schizophrenia for the people experimented on.

“We hooked him up to our head tech to see what he is thinking.”

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

willy head

keeley taylor

wow keeley taylor is a willy head

Head Musher

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

whet head

commonly called whets or george with a large head!!!

Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)

Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...

bulb head

A bald person

Pitbull is a bulb head