From the TV series Criminal Minds, “pulling an emily” means faking your death and coming back after an amount of time. This is because in season 7, Emily Prentiss faked her death because of the danger she was in because of Ian Doyle. She came back after the danger had passed. While the TV show had her fake her death because of danger, the context this is used in is usually just a way to get out of relationships or embarrassing situations.
“I’m boutta pull an Emily if he does that again.”
“She’s pulling an Emily!”
Coming home shitfaced from a party/bar to your sleeping girlfriend, laying over her and proceeding to go throw up twice.
*comes to bar*
“Hey man my girlfriend is waiting for me at home. I think I might be pulling a Zdibor tonight.”
"He's totally pulling shiesty on me." For example, someone who rips you off or is skimping you out of something.
to pull a webjunky:
1.) to have a lack of accuracy or skill in any FPS
2.) to host a game with a shittey connection over XBOX live
3.) to have the worst music collection, including William Shatner songs
4.) to speak like a man-whore
WILLIAM SHATNER, you pulled a webjunky, you FAG!
To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.
Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.
To sneak out of work 15 minutes early to attend to an urgent task.
Some friends are coming over this evening and I am out of beers. Better pull a Phil and get some.
When you or your friend lose a debate you must evade all logics and let emotions take over.
Pull out the steel - Pull out the gun.
Homer: Did you see Spunky lose 5k gambling.
Willie: Yea... he bout to pull out the steel.