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When a person loves shoes just as much as they Love sex,A person who can do without sex if they have shoes or visa versa,When Sex and Shoes Play a big part in your life,A persone who has alot of shoes and a lot of sex
U had sex 4 times today and brought 3 pairs of shoes,your such a sex addict shoe fanatic
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A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.
"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
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While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.
I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)
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An undefined phrase used to define every word, but also none. The universal term for life.
Wow, Im so thankful for Pussy Nigga Water Sex
Hey mom, im going to the store, did you want some Pussy Nigga Water Sex
Im sorry sir, you have stage 4 Pussy Nigga Water Sex
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the way you can have cand babies or band babies.
Wow, Kiki and Aaron had wild and crazy bus sex, and now they're going to have band babies!
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The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
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The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".
Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"
Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"
Friend 1: "Yeah..."
Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."
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