A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.
Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
To pail nation is to attack a group of three people considered under 13 or attack one adult whilst under the influence.
"My friend accidentally did a pail nation yesterday"
Men need to be cares for, looked after so every year on the 3rd of December ask a boy if you encounter one, “Are you okay?” get them to express their feelings to you.
Her: “Today is the 3rd of December which means it’s National Care About A Boy Day”
*walks to a boy*
Her: “Are you okay?”
Him: “No, not really”
Her: “Let’s go talk about it”
Congratulations children and teens!On October 29th kids will be able to game for how long they want!Parents can’t complain.
June 15th is known as National Lexi Day
Go out and celebrate a Lexi on June 15th National Lexi Day
All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.
Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!