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kick a boys pp today cause men suck!
hey its national kick boys in the pp day! *kicks them in the pp*
December 11th is globally recognized as Yam Day. It is the day that he turned his blood into grape soda and his flesh into yam.
October 15 is national Breeding day
“hey, did u hear? is national breeding day!”
“yeah! cant wait to get home and get my boyfriend to cream pie me”
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April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty
On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)