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When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.
Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:
Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?
Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.
Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?
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A rapist
Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.
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When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you
I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex
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Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."
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Filthy sex acts , originally discovered in Johnson County. It is now most commonly found in Wyandotte County.
Prior to Rockey style action, there is an excess of teasing from the initiator.
It is damn good.
A typical session of being Sexed Up Rockey Style involves side-stepping around dirty sexual acts for a period of a month. ( Lots of use of sexual innuendo which does not come to fruition until around the time previously mentioned.) This is followed by wild oscillating intercourse.
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A conga line consisting of several naked males, where the kicking motion is substituted with a penile thrust into the rectum of the person in front of him. Females can join in too, but require a strap-on dildo.
Conga line butt sex! Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha! *THRUST!*
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Where men and women get naked and play basketball with each other. There are two kinds of it. One where man and women play on the same team and the other where they play each other.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.
Lets play mixed sex naked basketball.
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