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People train dogs, cats train people.
Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend
fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die
dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.
"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."
An unattractive woman, not necessarily by appearance. Can include a women who has a poor attitude or bad personality.
Sharon never has anything positive to say. She's a total dog.