A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
Somebody with a big ass head .
Damn she got a gallon head like gaelle
Popular term amongst the homosexual mountain climbing enthusiast community referring to the act of giving felatio whilst repelling down a precipitous cliffside. A common fallacy is that the use of Patagonia Ropes enhances the experience of rope head due to the misnomer that these lead to more taintal vibrations. However, the veracity of the matter is all ropes lead to an amazing experience with rope head.
Jack: Wanna give me some Rope Head when we repel down Mt. Killamingaro.
Luke: Yes, I want your taint in my face too.
a woman that has to many hormones from pregnancy running through their cerebrum (the medical term for brain). Pregnancy hormones give woman a new name when they act crazy called "pregger heads."
That gal was acting real suspicious like she was mental cause she was pregger heads. I know that gal don't normally be actin a fool but that pregger heads done got her mentals all fucked.
Pregger heads ass bitch fuckin' stole all my shit and shit on my couch. Bitch was metal as shit!