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When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
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When two people from the same identification ( gender) ( or if non-binary) wed
Jared is in a same - sex marriage, with his husband, Josh.
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when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass
sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex
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When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.
Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?
Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
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The Good mood your in after crazy sex, and you don't realize that your annoying others because you wont stfu.
Dude did he just get laid he is obnoxious and loud he must have Post sex syndrome (PSS)
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Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.
Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.
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Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
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