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Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn April 8, 2012

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i love you than the sun, my moon.

Well, its an another way of telling "i love you but, the sun has risen. Goodbye, my moon." If your partner said that to you, OHMY! Goodluck to you being single. ≑(▔﹏▔)≑

And, you can use that if you're gonna be leaving them for another guy. The sun represents your other partner which is the guy who is the reason why you're gonna leave him. And, the moon is your main partner. GOOOOODLUCK

" You: I love you than the sun, my moon."

by Edelweiss. January 5, 2022

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I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023


BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG

urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

by Jdurorhf January 7, 2021

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10th June - International Asia loves Chris day

Is well known that 10th June is the International Asia loves Chris day, where she demonstrates her love for him.

Oh, sweetie. Today is 10th June - International Asia loves Chris day. Im gonna prepare you some pierogis!

by Sirhc1995 June 9, 2020

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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

by HeyItsR13 September 5, 2018

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So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can πŸ₯€dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 20, 2022

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