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Dog

A cute af furball made of rainbows and joy

Wo a dog

by May 4, 2022


Dog

A good boy or girl or a them

(Person 1) look at the good boy!
(Person 2) AWWA WHAT A CUTE DOGGY!!!

by Ffhfhbf January 22, 2021


Dogs

toes

Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”

Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*

by kylewarner June 3, 2022


dog

Dog -the friend that helps you
the one that eats your food when u don't want it

the one that protects you no matter what
the one that will never betray u the one that would DIE for you

your lifelong friend

Charlie my DOG is the best dog ever

by Doglover101:) February 18, 2024


Dog

Dog. Literally just: Dog.

"Dog"

"Bro, what are you talking about..."

"Dog"

by ILYFIML :D January 12, 2022


Dog

God backwards.

Guy: Is that a Dog?
Christians: No it's God.

by Statwa July 17, 2022


Dog

Dog.. DOG..! woof woof! bark bark!

oml shut the fuck up fatass bitch. yes it is god backwards but it could be a coincidence lol- get yo dumbass mouths off this website.

Dog.

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021