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jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"

-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.

by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019


sex with jade

Best sex ever

Sex with jade is good

by Klintskull_kila1 pussyy June 6, 2021


Pulling a jade

When you successfully steal any type of alcohol from someone else. This may be at a party, from a relative, from a friend, from a store, etc.

Gaven: “i ran out of crown so i tried pulling a jade and stole some from my neighbor

by Dat coonass February 18, 2018


Jade

A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.

hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade

by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021


Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021


Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon

Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade

by Fortnite m8 November 2, 2020


Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.

Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we al love Jade.

by LSMF January 24, 2022