murder she wrote

when you or one of your squad members destroy a girl's pussy and want to use a relevant term for it:

Dude 1:"I asked her if it hurt and she just moaned."
Dude 2:"Damn, murder she wrote."

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She’s eating me because she loves me

The sentence used to describe personality tropes for Hannibal Lecter.

Claude: Welcome back to this episode of She’s eating me because she loves me

oh no she didn't!

Based on the famous words of Randy (Ethan Suplee) from the tv show "My Name is Earl": Oh no she didn't. Woman don’t tell me you pushed B7.

Used whenever someone starts playing a song you're crazy about. Professionals follow it up by pretending you're fishing and then dancing your ass off.

Your favorite song starts playing on your ipod while you're on the bus. You get up, shout "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!" and start walking through the bus while pretending to be fishing.

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She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

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That's what she said

A term used to make anything sound like a sex joke.

Man 1: "Don't look at me."
Man 2: "That's what she said!"

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she talks to rainbows

the is a ramones song and i like it

she talk to rainbow cuase she feels like it.

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She belongs to the streets

Lily, A whore from Epping who gags at every male specimen

Oh god there’s lily she belongs to the streets

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