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When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.
5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom
You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit
My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.
She said yes!!!
The Bros: *start tearing up*
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Because my professor/doctor said so.
I'm a yes man/woman because my professor/doctor told me told me that it's subjective and a matter of perspective.
Why are malpractice premiums so high, insurances paying less than ever,and doctors are always having their pants sued off
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To be in agreeance with something. It's an expression to be used by itself.
"Did you like the movie?"
"Ye gotty."
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Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer.
Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer. “Sir, yes, Sir!” (me as I’m saluting)
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One of the finest drinking establishments in the Westcountry.
Located in Newton Abbot, Devon, England, Ye Olde Cider Bar maintains and upholds the traditions of the Devonshire cider connoisseur, providing a wide range of local and national ciders, perrys and fruit wines.
Frequented by young and by old, the variety of patrons found in Ye Olde Cider Bar is truly unique, and the customs held by many of them are characteristic of Cider Bar spirit. For example, snuff is still commonly found in the Cider Bar, and you may be offered it by kindly strangers. 'Spun' is also a favourite Cider Bar drink, consisting of a pint of L.B.W. cider with a glass of blackcurrent wine mixed in once there is enough room in the glass. This is a rather lethal concoction, and is bound to get one very drunk.
Whether you're in search for a taste of the fine beverages the South West has to offer, or a brilliant drunken night out, the world reknowned Ye Olde Cider Bar is the place to be.
Shouted from one slope of a Swiss mountain range: "Ye Olde!" Reply from another peak: "CIDER BAR!"
On a hot summer's afternoon: "Fancy a refreshing tipple in Ye Olde Cider Bar cider garden?" "Hell yes I do, it's boiling!!"
On a midwinter's night: "Who wants to go get bladdered on spun?!" "ME!" "Damn straight!" "Count me in." "Let's go!" "I'll invite the Mayor"
An Irish, inner city Dublin slang word meaning:
"The state of you"
"You are disgusting"
"Ugly" etc.
Example 1- Girl: do ye like me new dress? Just bought it in penneys.
Girl 2: no, da bleedin hack of ye!
Example 2- Boy: ugh I was so in bits last night
Boy2: I know, u shifted dat bird and da bleedin hack of her