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When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass
John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect
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Where you steal denchers from people of all ages or forceful rip them from their mouths, after, you suck on the denchers, for better experience make sure they weren't washed recently.
me: I loved that dencher sucking last night.
person: aw ya, I love to suck on denchers late at night.
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A hat, preferably a coonskin cap, worn by a short-haired passenger in a car in order to provide something for the driver to grab onto while he face fucks the passenger. The suck hat is often worn by the passenger in lieu of contributing gas money.
You want me to pick you up and drive you where for free? Don't forget your suck hat you cheap bastard!
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When someone has a good neck for the dick to just slide into perfectly
Damn shawty got a suck neck!
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A gallon bottle filled with water with a hole in the top and a litre bottle with a hole in the bottom then tinfoil with holes on the top of the litre bottle.
To use it put weed in the tinfoil light it and very slowley lift the litre bottle up while its burning but dont lift it out fully then take the tinfoil off then put your lips on the top of the litre bottle then suck it out while pushing the bottle down then back up.
Yo lad do you want to suck a bucket here
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When someone spills their drink all over the floor at a party they have to suck as much of it up off of the ground as possible or face some other sort of punishment.
John: "Ohh shit Jessie just spilt his drink all over the floor. "
James: "He's gotta do the Floor suck."
Zeke: "FLOOOOOOR SUCK!!!!!!"
Jessie: "oh fuck..."
*jessie sucks floor*
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If a vacation where you stay at home is now called a stay-cation, then a vacation where you have to go someplace awful is therefore a suck-ation.
If you have to spend a weeks worth of your paid time off to go to your in-law's house, that qualifies as a suck-ation.
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