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May 5th is national send an ass pic day
Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*
Person b: wow thanks this made my day better
Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.
Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss
Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)
Your phone battery must be at 5% to start out. The goal is to jack off to completion via porn on your phone before your phone dies.
Dude I just did the 5% challenge!
Wow you're quick!
Someone who goes out of their way to hunt you down in-game because they like the thrill of the hunt.
Person 1: "Yo you wanna play some Turf Wars in Splatoon 2 now?"
Person 2: "Nah fam, Agent 5's on and he gonna clap me hard with his Dynamo."
Person 1: "Yeah, Nah. I don't wanna play against a hunter"
ITS BLUE HOUR!!!
5:53 is basically the equivalence to blue hour!!
(stan txt)
1👍 3👎
A group of 5 highly gifted individuals that when together, can overcome all odds. Often seen running with the Fine 5, these group of guys are pure SAVAGES.
I can’t wait to meet the Power 5.
5 ghpeda is a word spoken only by the wise man Pantelhs Iwannou who also created the game-changing phrase t r e i s s s s s
"Baseline twra oloi 5 ghpeda 🖐✊🖐✊"
"Oses fffffoooorrrrreeeeeessss annnnnnooooiiiiiiiggggeeeeeiiii ttttooooo xxxxxxeeeeeeriiii mmmmmoooooouuuuuu toso tha trexeis"