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July 1st is national give someone named Julia a gift!! Make them smile and really go all out
X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!
Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.
"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Julia Sariah Paras fake friend alert
Aimee and Julia are a blonde and brunnette duo that are obsessed with editing not only themselves with tony lopez but where friend abbie. These two girls are amazing and love making weird azz jokes but they are lowkye funny. These people deserve so much and are truly amazing light hair dark hair duo
Person 1: did u see aimee and Julia
Person:yeah that aimeee girls hello short tho
THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
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Julia Currey is a flirtatious young woman who is constantly growing in her ability to understand chromosomes! Although she may seem intimidating and ferocious, but deep down inside she is a delicate butterfly, so if you wanted you could rip her to pieces! Love this woman! Strong and broken.
Julia Currey is ass.
Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
I tried out Julia and Chill with Paul last week and now I yell "Bon appétit" whenever I cum.