Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

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bitch muff

A phrase used to portay extreme displeasure and/or disgust. A negative response.

"Aww bitch muff. My head is killing me."

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turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

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muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.

yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM

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Muff Murderer

The slayer of all pussy's that have very hairy like qualities

Damn, chris is the coldest muff murderer on the east coast.

im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.

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muff bag

very small skimpy panties/thongs

That's a hot little muff bag she has on!

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Muff cabbage

Its a jersey thing.

Guy: you got muff cabbage!

Girl: What?

Guy: its a jersey thing...

Girl: douche.

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