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air freshener

The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.

Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"

PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT

Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."

(He collapses, dies)

by ecstatic asthmatic November 19, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Sip

The act of drinking a liquid without touching any part of your mouth to the container. It is commonly believed doing this minimizes the spread of germs, though it's actual effectiveness remains undocumented.

Friend: "Hey let me try some of that drink..."
You: "Dude, that's basically an indirect kiss."
Friend: "Come on, just one sip. I'll even air sip it."

Refer to Indirect Kiss for reasons of disgust.

by StufforNot December 30, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Pollution

caused by the stupidity of the human race, caused by the 80's hair styles, and every teenagers dream of owning a gas guzzeling monster used to attract females, which in turn makes babies, who grow up to use hair products, buy a car, work at a factory and pollute the only thing that can keep us alive!

the holes in our ozone layer are caused by air pollution

by tattoojunkie June 14, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Rivals

A massively multiplayer game similar to ace combat except for the graphics.
This is by far the most enjoyable free game going on the internet. get your hands on it and see what its like.

Fred: are you play call of duty 4 tonight?
John: Call of Duty? screw that, Air Rivals all the way.

by Needles Kain September 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


air time

An appearance on television or other public medium. Usually refers to a specific amount of time.

"Why did the ebola outbreak story only got five minutes of air time?"

by zerah September 24, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air-soft!

A sport in which more mature fuckers play with fucking bb guns that fire frone auto to bolt action. U play by honors and not by annoying paint.

Takes more maturity to play airsoft than paintball!

by Jipper August 22, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Jordans

A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let em' know you can rock tha j's..i know i do.

Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans on the block nigga!!!

Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.

by Ms. Shoehead November 3, 2006

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