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When someone sharts in your mouth and tapes it closed, then tickles you until it comes out of your nose
Friend: Hey what did you do with that girl last night
Me: We did the African Firefly
A hippopotamus.
The face of a hippo is similar to a trash compactor.
Is that a rhinoceros? No, that's an African trash compactor!
A new name for a rhino made popular by reddit user u/SVahnen02
Dude 1: dude I was in Africa and i saw the biggest African trash compactor I've seen in my life
Dude 2: wtf is an African trash compactor?
Dude1: it's a new name for rhinos you big dum dum
A black guy who beat his meat to much
Tyrone down the street is a African Bush Whacker
My South African English accent is More British-based.
The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!
1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!
When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.
Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.