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England VS America

England, even though you make fun of us Americans by calling us fat lazy slobs, and using an uncreative nickname that we gave ourselves; it's okay. We do our best to try and understand. It must be hard watching your once great empire fall over the few past hundred years, and then having to be rescued in the midst of war by the rebel yanks who kicked your asses back across the Atlantic ocean and then went on to become the worlds number 1 super power. So just.. Just feel free to let it all out. We won't stop you... It---it just seems greedy. It just seems greedy. :)

England vs America: Winner: America

by ryehieheo October 15, 2009

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United States of America

Greatest country in the world!
If you're from here, then dont complain because you have no idea how bad other countries have it!
If you're not from here, then dont complain about us because you're probably some idiot that opens their mouth without thinking first and you probably have never been here!

Foreigner: The United States of America is full of ass holes that like to go to war!
American: Shut up! You've never been here! We have freedom!

by suckmycondom June 9, 2011

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Transhumanist States of America

The Transhumanist States of America, shortened as H+SA, is a fictional country where the Transhumanist Party US takes power in the USA and turn the USA into a transhumanist country. The Transhumanist States of America are characterized by being a classical transhumanist country, despite with some elements of quantumism, technoquantumism, spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism, where quantumism and technoquantumism are for the ones who doesn't want to become cyborgs nor androids but quantum beings and spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism are heavily controlled and restricted only for technological-scientific research and for spiritual purposes with a libertarian economy and with state atheism, despite allowing spiritualicism, post-spacetimeism, psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism and esoteric soulism but all of them being heavily regulated and restricted such as spiritual beliefs and religion are also restricted and regulated.

"Despite it's unlikely that the Transhumanist Party win the next elections, it's nice to think about the Transhumanist States of America to imagine how a transhumanist country would be like in practice."

by Full Monteirism June 6, 2021


New Templars Of America

The New Templars Of America are a Christian group devoted to helping others and promoting the Lord's gospel.

The New Templars Of America are awesome.

by Templar Awesomeness April 10, 2016


The United States of America

The United States of America is a country situated in North America, sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (with the exception of Alaska and Hawaii). It's a first world country with some problems and issues which happened to be the only superpower, nothing more, nothing less.

To extremists, however, the United States of America is either a state which its civilians are fatso's cocking guns into eachother every few seconds, a future ethnostate which needs to remove immigrants one way or another, a perfect country which can do no wrong, or a boogeyman evil which can't do absolutely good and need to be either "liberated", or collapse.

Person: The United States of America is a North American country between Canada and Mexico. It's a first world country which has some issues that need to be fixed, but still a pretty nice country. Can't wait to get my hands on some Texas BBQ and some Gumbo.
European extremists: Huh, inferior Americans, fatty guys eating at McDonald's every day while shooting each other with guns.
White Supremacists: The US needs to remove any immigrants to protect our culture!
Hypernationalists: Oh, the Trail of Tears and the Iraq War? That was justified bro.
Tankies: THE US IS OPPRESSING POOR INNOCENT CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND CUBA WITH THE CIA AND HIS PUPPETS. WE NEED TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO FULFILL OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR LIBERATED WITH DADDY'S XI HELP!! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

by Mr hurr durr April 23, 2022


briteeeeeeesh north america

The idiot component of north america (de-capped) โ€” always been there. The people of the type to think they should rule & are above you, in their compulsion to shame & denigrate you, to the last of your self-respect. The quickest way achieving that feeling? The primal instinct of humans to think, "I'm smarter. I'm better. Follow me! Yeaahhh!!!".

Hence, the types to respond, "you're stupid!" to the suggestion something is stupid, in their weird mental gymnastics (look it up) to NEVER PROCESS ANY argument & go over & around it (I suppose we all do it) IN THE MOST ABSURD MANUEVERS. You see them playing the back & forth "you're stupid!" ping-pong in protests.

Only in their WEIRDER compulsion of saying over (like denisovan-types), by saying over things, you EVENTUALLY make it true. They say history is written by the winners? It works the opposite with them. By saying over history, you EVENTUALLY win. Before, it's only worked in their gullible population, in situ.

Everything in their heads is SO polarized. The types too wide-eyed look at you, lost in YOUR COLOR & have already stopped comprehending the human words you are uttering. Time to recognize them as british-types.

So weird.

Now they've pulled north america (actually, forget cana-duh, it'll always be like that, despite what it keeps telling itself) further in into their thinking with incessant messaging, propaganda & b.s. content.

north americans are gullible now.

Guy 1: You still want to immigrate to the US?
Guy 2: I have SERIOUS doubts, mate. It's briteeeeeeesh north america now. Actually forget cana-duh. These british-types, they ARE NOT AT ALL SMART OR INTELLIGENT. Not that that's the issue... Hard to say really, if they do it for global American backing or, knowing them, again, to feed their instant gratification ego. They are so odd, mate... At best, they have ways to fool themselves of the APPEARANCE & perception of being other than their dumb selves. Now, the new generation of north americans are just like them.

Another example:

Dude 1: You gonna screw that Melissa tonight?
Dude 2: She's dirty now, man, but you know she's always up for it!!!...

by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022


United States Of America

The United States Of America is basically the edgy kid in class that tries to be different and unique from everyone else and also tries to force their beliefs onto other people.

I don't want to be an idiot of The United States Of America any longer!

by ZanetheBane November 1, 2021