angelic being

An angel who thinks the word angel is too basic to describe them

"Angelic beings are rare to find"

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Bagpiping Angel

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, whilst squeezingly upon his scrotal sack vigourously and intently. To complete the act, the man then ejaculates on the top of the woman's head, to create a 'Halo' effect.

Here hen, fancy being my Bagpiping Angel? Sure thing babe.. best shampoo ever!

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angels foot

The opposite of a devil's inch. Basically a foot long penis, that does not need any help getting longer (see devils inch).

I'm going to give my girl the angels foot tonight.

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Velvet Angel

1) A free spirit that refuses to be confined to society's standards. A person that expresses their true personality regardless of how they are perceived...Usually this is done through outrageous hair styles and colors, photography, web design, tattoos and piercings, music, dance, and art.

2) An obnoxious person that will do ANYTHING for attention. A COMPLETE fame whore.

3) Alternative Entrepreneurs. People who create brands based on alternative culture.

Example One
Guy 1: "Did ya hear about Sasha starting her own voyeur site?"

Guy 2: "Yeh man, she's a velvet angel now."

Example Two
John: "Why is it that everytime we go out with Dylan and Tyla, they always end up drunk and making out with random people?"

Shane: "That's just how those velvet angels roll."

Emily(thinking): I love dancing in sexy lingerie for my boyfriend. I think I'll turn that into a business so I can get rich and famous. (a velvet angel is born)

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Angel Bites

Two piercings on the upper part of the lip. The one on the left is called a monroe and the one on the left is a modonna. They are sexy as hell

Guy 1: damn that chick with angel bites looks mad sexy.

Guy 2: Dude Your fucked up

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Los Angeles

Gang-ridden city, where the thugs outnumber cops by 10 to 1. For every cop, there are 35 gang members. LA is the city where if the cops won't shoot you dead, the gangs will. Turf wars, gang murders, killings, rapes, murders, carjackings galore. It will take the National Guard to crush the gangs there.

Yo, this dude got hit up with an AK for wearing red.

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Emo angel

Someone who is emo and christian at the same time.

I love God and Jesus. (looks in mirror) Yay! my hair is so awesomely emo angel today!

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