a person in public who is not socializing or purposefully making themselves noticeable to others
John: Talk to him, that asian-drinker over there.
James: Why? There are so many walking down this street...
John: Oh, that one, silent and hunched over his phone!
The sexual act of a man having sex with an egg roll and ejaculates inside it.
Did your wife like the Asian Canoli’s I gave her last night?
When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it
Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?
Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo
Asian labrador; a word for cat.
Asian labradors are very small.
(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.
Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."
Code name for Doggystyle.
Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.
Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.