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A person containing personality traits similar to a douche bag, homo, and/or a bafufnick. These genuine asshole's usual dwell around rich, snobby towns such as, Glastonbury CT. One of the most well known "genuine asshole's is Andrew Hasset, who currently lives in Glastonbury. These, "genuine asshole's", are very dangerous and will verbally attack anyone that they see. GA can also be used for the word, "genuine asshole".
guy: hey man, could you tell me how to get to the nearest gas station?
andrew hasset: wtf man. Get the fuck away from me before i call the cops.
guy:dude i just need some directions, you dont have to be such a genuine asshole about it.
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Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.
'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."
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A place that nobody wants to be, either because it's boring, or it's just plain stupid.
I dropped out of school because I lived in the asshole of the world.
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Refers to the male of the species who uses the "I'm different" image to lure trusting female. Falls in "love" very quickly. Will seduce you, move in with you, play video games for hours on end, and rip your heart out when the relationship requires effort and openess on his behalf. Will attempt to avoid confrontation by planning to move out before you get home from work but because he doesn't know how to read a clock, fucks you to "console" you. Will end the relationship with "it's not you, it's me. Let's be friends"
"I just lost 150 pounds of dead weight"
"How did you do that?"
"I got rid of my big asshole"
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A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
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people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.
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1). An overly dilated anus.
2). ProteinLily.
Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!
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