notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.

I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?

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Emir-Attack

When you get attacked by Emir

Oh GOD!! Emir is gonna use Emir-Attack!!!!!!!!!!

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Shwhack Attack

(n) A term used to describe a sudden act of masturbation, usually for men but some women do enjoy to pull it off.

I don't want to do this calculus homework, I'll just pull a shwhack attack instead.

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Paluzzi Attack

A paluzzi attack is a panic attack that one gets when someone does something wrong or bad. This bad thing is so shocking that it causes said paluzzi attack. Many teachers are prone to paluzzi attacks.

“This kid in my class was so rude to my teacher, it gave her a paluzzi attack!”

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ethma attack

when ethma (emma chamberlain and ethan dolan) are lowkey confirming their relationship and the fans are going crazy

“IM HAVING AN ETHMA ATTACK”

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snake attack

to surprise someone.
to come up on someone without any notice.

John snake attacked Greg in paintball and won.

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Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

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