shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

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done bar

an extreme state of being done or just finished; one that cannot be easily recovered from.

-man that party was crazy last night
-yea man i was done bar last night

-shit i can't even keep my eyes open i am sooo done bar

-got into an accident yesterday, my car is done bar

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bar moth

Humans who are completely intoxicated and lounge at or near a bar.

Did you see that Bar Moth sitting on the bar stool, who vomited on the floor, then went back to drinking like if nothing happened!?

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Party Bar

Party Bar- combination of elements from dance clubs & bars to create a place everyone can go to & equally hate because the establishment is niether.

From nightclubs- "Party Bars" use a large dance floor, DJs (or cover band) playing recognizable dance hits and quick serve bottle beer & mixed drinks.

From bars- "Party Bars" are open for happy hour & appetizers, have tables & chairs, beer tubs, numerous big TVs and little dress code

The addition of the outside "Party Patio" or "Party Deck" is needed because the air conditioning never keeps up with the crowd.

This is the natural home of bachelorette parties and "woo girls"

Some of us want to dance & some want to watch sports and we all want to hook-up so lets go to a "Party Bar".

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Bar crawl

2+ people go to 2+ bars

“Vicki, do you want to go on a bar crawl tonight?” Alyssa said pensively. Vicki stopped in her tracks inquisitively and exclaimed, “oh yes!”

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Snickers Bar

When you anal sex your young lover and she still has a little poo. It’s stinky but feels good, so you cum anyways!

Dude, had to shower immediately after I boofed Natalie, she needs to use wet wipes! Her ass was so dirty, I ended up with a Snickers Bar!!

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Three-Barred

In any game in the Call of Duty Series, the act of being killed countless times due to a bad connection (read latent connection) and then to be chastised and labelled a NOOB. This often leads to broken controllers and headsets from smashing them in frustration. Frequently, swearing is involved.

WHAT!!! WTF!!!! I SHOT THAT GUY....I PUT AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO HIM"...(looks at the connection)... OH GREAT! NOW I'M GETTING F**KING THREE-BARRED

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