A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!
Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?
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Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.
Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered
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A play on the term βletβs go Brandonβ. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity
Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!
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Verb
Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.
Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!
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A teenage boy who has no respect for those close to him -because that's keepin it CRUNK. (His real last name is Crunk, shocking -I know).
You- "I love you."
Brandon Crunk- "Let's be friends."
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A tennis star!!! Number 1 tennis player. Likes Margaret Wang.
Brandon Li is really good at tennis.
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V. the act of getting a blowjob and hitting a bong while driving a car. The girl who is sucking also lights you up.
Bro 1:Dude, I want to get a Brandon's village so bad this weekend.
Bro 2: I know. If only you had the mad greens and the honeys.
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