twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".

Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.

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wake and take and bake

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.

Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?

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i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

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baking soda bomb

A bomb made with baking soda and vinegar in a plastic bottle shell.
Baking soda and vinegar, both being common household items, are ideal for any wannabe bomber.

Baking soda = A versatile raising agent.
Vingegar = A common, strongly acidic substance.

By filling an empty bottle with about an inch of baking soda and the rest with malt vingar until the mixture turns slightly brown will be the right ratio; thus making a harmful and simple bomb.
Some may need a dash at a hard floor to explode and will be propelled along a large distance.

hey menz wanna come to the park and ride tonight to set of baking soda bombs?

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Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

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alaskan clam bake

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

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Wake-and-Bake Oven

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.

Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.

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