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To inseminate a girl, resulting in the birth of a child, preferably a boy.
You know that fine chick last night? I'm gonna birthday her son.
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A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.
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A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
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You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.
All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!
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The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
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Cramping one's style.
The loss of or inability to get an erection.
You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?
Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.
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this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.
"ur a poo poo head haha"
"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"
if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party
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